Wholey fat milk. Where have I been? I think aliens abducted me and decided those cryogen experiments wouldn't work properly so threw me back to earth. . . Or maybe I just have better things to do than update a journal that is online that nobody even reads. But hey, someone's gotta keep track of me! Let's see here, so much time has passed I wouldn't know where to begin. The last time I updated I had the 1st MG DVD now I have the 3rd, I had ringworm and still do but its mainly just a scar that should clear up sometime this decade. I've been to the dentist 3 times this fucking month and I still have 1 appointment left. Worlds will bring peace to each other once this nightmare ends.. I think I am starting to crave novacaine again as I am now addicted to the pleasure it brings to my drooling bottom lip and loosely hanging tongue. Speaking of cravings, addictions, and shazpit like that, I will be 21 in half a year and I can legally drink booze. Hurray'ishness for me! *BELCH*
I still love me my music and the 5th of next month is no exception. Mnemic and Dry Kill Logic's new albums come out on the same day in america. (God loves me) Now how do I upload pics to this thing...
Hurray for me. I got the MG DVD and reserved ATHF Vol 2. Why you ask? Because I'm CRAZY THAT WHY! I also got to blast Celldweller with my windows down since the weather cleared up. Everyone should listen to CELLDWELLER!
I recently discovered I have RINGWORM on my chest. It's hideous looking! I HAVE A THIRD NIPPLE! Noooooo! I caught the damn disease from that stupid cat my dad brought home from the farm. Just what I needed, a fucking disease. Hopefully it will go away thanks to this medicine in a few days or weeks. (ringworm is NOT a parasite by the way)
I wish I could find the Miami Guns theme song somewhere...
Stupid storms, go away! I want to get a haircut and drive to th mall and buy the 1st Miami Guns DVD. :( It's not everyday I get a day off you know! Looks like we're gonna get another damn power-outage...
If only I had some to let off... :( Although maybe its a good thing none are in my possession considering they usually take off sideways and damage a building that wasn't mean to be hit. Yes, I work today and no, I don't get paid extra. (fuck you guys) And no, they still havent fixed my pay rate yet. (fuck you guys) And yes a bird took a large shit on my new car. (fuck you bird) If only I got off of work earlier I could go see Spiderman 2. I think I have tuesday off so I can go do something then.
I watched the 12th episode of Monster today and the plot is just getting thicker and thickers! I absolutely love this show now. If they stopped making the episodes I'd die... or at least buy the manga when it comes out in the USA. Speaking of the USA, I ate some gross tasting food the other day... Wait, where am I going with that?
I wish I was still in wisconsin right now so I could go outside, fill giant pasta shells with m100s and toss them like grenades at my nearest victim! Oh those were the days... when you could make all the explosive noise you wanted without upsetting thy neighbor. And would you believe it, bottle rockets make good torpedoes!
I love quotes, especially from my favorite comedy shows.
Dr Weird: Gentlemen, there's a chance this will work! *Dr Weird is being filled with barbeque sauce by tube attachments* Steve: Actually, you said there's no chance this will work.. *pause* Dr Weird: Fool! This will never work!!!
Captain Murphy: Just give'em the damn beans!
Stormy: If you ever need someone to rest your head on.. Or someone to dry hump.. *Debbie socks Stormy in the face* Stormy: I'll be there for you...
Chris: Hey Dad, whats a whale's blowhole for? Peter: I'll tell you what it isn't for, son. Then you'll know why I can never go back to Seaworld...
Before I go to work at 3pm I have to go pick up the new P86 album which finally has a record company. Then on the 29th the new Breaking Benjamin album is coming out! So Cold is an awesome song.. I seriously can't stop listening to it. -_-; Maybe it will be even better than 'saturate' which would be cool. We'll see though.
Besides that I'm just waiting for the new CoH Update to be released on the public servers. They are really taking their time with it, thats for sure!
...I wish livejournal was more customizable for people who don't pay a monthly fee. Ghey. Blog was so much better!
Did I mention Spiderman 2 KICKS ASS? (technically, it WILL)
I just saved a bunch of money on my car insurance by switching to some other insurance company. ^_^ w00t, now I am only paying $200 instead of the crazy-ass $280 from before. Plus I am getting an assload of hours at work. I had 36 last week. This week is the same pretty much. Much better than the petty 20 I was recieving. I also have a song I play religiously when I drive to work everyday. *points to current song* I feel bad for the people that sit next to me at red lights though.. considering I have the windows down and the volume up really high.
Oh yes, and Monster is the best anime series EVER. *can barely wait for episode 11*
Yesterday I was at work and Shayla walked up to me in the breakroom. She had the cutest haircut.. short black hair, all pretty and such. She came right up next to my side and kissed me on the cheek. I just kind of froze there and hesitated to breath. She wondered how she could repay me for helping her. The only problem is I had no idea what I did. ^_^; She then went on to talk about how she would like to start dating me. So we exchanged phone numbers and such and the next thing I knew we were going out together. I was the happiest guy in the world...
Then I fucking woke up! I knew it was too good to be true.